Funny Joke: Wife asking for help!

Wife: Dear can you please help me clean the garden?

Husband: Do I look like a gardener?

Wife: ooh am sorry honey, ok then fix the bathroom door please...

Husband: Do I look like a carpenter?

Husband walks out. When he returned in the night he finds the garden cleaned and the door

fixed.

Husband: I knew! My wife can do things by herself....

Wife: It wasnt me that did it.

Husband: Who then?

Wife: Jonny our neighbor.

Husband: Ok. How much did you pay him?

Wife: No, he just gave me 2 options, bread or s**.

Husband: And you gave him bread right?

Wife: Do I look like a baker?