A old couple is in b__ed, lights turned off and making conversation.
The man asks: “how many part__ners have you had before meeting me?” . His wife thinks and a few seconds later answers: “ I have been with maybe 4 or 5 before you. What about you” she then asks her husband. Seconds, and minutes go by and no answers. “Are you sleeping” she asks, slightly annoyed. The husband answers: “nope, still counting”.