A woman was chea__ting on her husband. Her husband came home early.
Her para__mour had to quickly hide in the closet. When the husband and wife leave the be__droom together, the para__mour thinks he's gotten away with it, but then he hears:
"Blimey, ain't it dark in here!"
( This happened to be in England. )
He realizes that their kid is also hiding in the closet. He says to the kid, "What are you doing in here?"
"Just playing."
"Look, get out of here and don't tell anyone you saw me. Here's a quid. Take it and go!"
The kid is walking about, looking at his brand new quid, when his father sees him holding it.
"Where'd you get that?"
"Oh, this man in the closet give it me."
"You're lying! You stole it! Get off to confession, now! I won't have you lying! Get to confession!"
The boy goes to confession. He has to wait in line, but when he finally gets into the chamber, he says:
"Blimey, ain't it dark in here!"
The priest says, "Bloody Hell, not you again!"