A man asks his wife, how many times have you chea__ted on me?
His wife answered: 3 times.
husband: What? When was the the first time?
Do you remember when you were a football player, but nobody hired you, but then someone did?
husband: When was the the second time?
Do you remember hen the coach didn't let you play in your team, but then he did?
Husband: oh, my god. when was the third time?
Do you you remember when nobody cheered for you, but then everyone in the stadium did?