A blonde woman is walking down the street, with her blou__se open.
A cop is approaching from about a block away, thinking, "Boy, my eyes must be going, it looks like that woman's right br__east is han_ging out."
As he gets closer it becomes apparent that her br__east is han_ging out. When he gets face to face with her he says, "Ma'am, are you aware I could cite you for indecent exposure?"
She says, "Why, officer?" "Well, your br__east is han_ging out."
She looks down and says "OMIGOD, I left the baby on the bus!